lesbianrey:

ally of the year

mossbian:

my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe

me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…

my wife: just like in skyrim? :)

me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.

katara:

me flirting: I don’t want you to die

soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”